This is the Wallace line:

And it disproves atheism and evolution: Watch. This invisible barrier runs through the Malay archipelago, starting from the island of Bali and ending near the southern Philippines. The western side of the line is home to animals like rhinos, elephants, tigers and woodpeckers, which are typical of Asia. But once you cross the line, you enter a completely different world with kangaroos, monitor lizards, dingoes and koalas.

Wait, it has monitor lizards, it has all of these animals who can swim, it has birds that can fly, but they don’t cross this line? Wow. How did evolution figure this out? Is evolution Trump? Building walls now? Extremely short distance which any bird and animal can cross. This is what scientists call a biological boundary, and this particular one is known as the Wallace line.

The scientists don’t understand what it is, they just gave it a name, and now they’re gonna give it a story. A story, made up story. The answer to everything is it happened over millions of years ago.

Damn dude, come up with a different story. So the deep sea strait is preventing birds from flying over the Wallace line? Very logical scientists, very logical. I’m sure some kind of a scientist won some kind of a Nobel deep sea strait prize for this.

Completely illogical. So the kangaroo couldn’t swim, but the bird couldn’t fly?

Chelsea disproves evolution:

No guy, look, Manchester United disproves atheism and evolution. This, this, this, this, this, this, this. Dear people of the world who love football, you can never be an atheist or agnostic or believe in atheism or evolution.

Because look at this, Manchester United. When I used to watch football, it was my favourite club ever in the world. This club disproves evolution and atheism in one fell swoop.

Look at Alex Ferguson. Can you, like, can a guy like him be the result of a big bang? Okay, riddle me this. The big bang fused together when two corks mashed into each other and gave rise to the universe we live in, supposedly.

I didn’t believe in it. Both of those corks were round, okay? But Sir Alex Ferguson’s glasses are not perfectly round. How did the big bang learn the design of Sir Alex Ferguson’s glasses? Weird, totally weird.

And if the big bang was round and the football is round, but it’s being, it’s being mocked around by feet, by people’s feet. Where in the cork was the design of the foot engraved? Where in the cork was the talent of Wayne Rooney engraved? Where in the cork was the finishing of Van Nisteroy engraved? Where in the cork was the dribbling of Cristiano Ronaldo written? It was just a round circle with no knowledge, no information, no nothing. If a football team needs somebody to think it, put them together, and feel them onto the, onto the field, how could the big bang and this universe be completely pure accident? There you go, guys.

You cannot be a football fan and be an atheist.

He struck his vascular nerve:

The Chinese guy struck his vascular nerve.

Let me show you what vascular nerve is. This guys is your vascular nerve. What happens if in a match, a UFC fighter strikes the other fighter at his vascular nerve? And squishes it.

If the blow force is extreme enough to squish or tear the inner lining of the carotid artery, it can lead to immediate localised clotting or stroke-like symptoms. Stroke. Umar Nurmagomedov had a stroke because this son of a… struck the right side of his vascular nerve.

And then, to show he didn’t mean it, he’s striking on the other side. Look, just, just, just, just, just, there you go, there you go. He was practising that.

He struck his vascular nerve. This is like bringing a knife to a UFC fight.

Western women are converting to Islam:

because Islam offers them a husband, house and happiness. Whereas feminism, atheism, communism, socialism, this ism and that ism offer her a coffee croissant and cats. This sorry state of affairs pains me. I see in Europe so many women who could have had families, children or homes. This is why you will see so many of these women are turning to Islam.

So if you are one of those people Allah made you and he loves you. Take Shahada during this Ramadan and inshallah it is my dua that Allah helps you in finding a man who will give you the happiness that you deserve. To learn more about married life and selecting the right husband for you, read Chapter 67 of the 100 Islamic Principles for Life.

Is Dollar Done?

There is a subsection of people on the Internet who fantasize day and night about the dollarization. O the dollar is going this way. O gold is over. Yes, gold will always overtake dollar because it’s intrinsic. And specifically they float. The idea of yuan overtaking the dollar. The Chinese yuan will overtake the dollar the day. China has seven or eight nuclear powered aircraft carriers with better jets than F-35 roaming the high seas and ensuring the peace and security of free trade.

That would be the day when the Chinese yuan will become the reserve currency of the world. And Ray Dalio, a famous hedge fund manager, likes to tout this idea. But this is the one thing he got completely wrong. Look, if you study geopolitics, you know, or history that China has never in the history of the world ever been an expansionist power.

USA is the financial capital of the world because of which the US middle class spends money and everyone in the world is selling the stuff they make to the U.S. “middle class”. That along with the aircraft carrier groups and sure, the dollar stays where it is. Let us be realistic. Okay. To learn more about how this economic geopolitical activity works.

Read chapter 77 Wealth Lands in Port Cities. Of the 100 Islamic Principles for Life

The “Funniest” Sect Of Islam:

Hadith hadith rejectors are the funniest offshoot of Islam because they don’t pray, they don’t fast, they don’t give Zakah and they don’t perform Hajj four out of five pillars of Islam. They don’t do them. Salat is mentioned 70 times in the Quran, but they don’t pray Salah because the way to pray the Salah is in the Hadith.

Fasting is mentioned more than 12 times in the Quran. They don’t fast because the way to determine the time of fasting is mentioned in the Hadith and they don’t even go to Hajj because the method to do Hajj is in the Hadith, which is why you will not see them becoming anything close to mainstream. The prophet pbuh said the meaning of the Hadith is my Ummah will split into 73 sects.

72 of them are in hellfire. One of them is the saved one, the companions asked O messengers of Allah pbuh, Who are they? The saved ones who replied, meaning “what i and my companoins are upon”. This is why the main body of Muslims is called Ahlu Sunnah Wal Jama’ah. The Jama’ah. The party of the Companions

To learn more about these sects, read Chapter 98A A List of Deviant Sects and their beliefs of 100 Islamic Principles for life.

Ventilation During Taraweeh:

Ramadhan is here and Taraweeh is on and the masajid are full alhamdulillah ala ni’matil Islam.

There’s one thing, massive thing we can do to improve our masajid and I can’t believe nobody else is talking about this ventilation year round there is hardly four or five or six or seven rows of Musalleen. But in Ramadhan this number jumps to 20 plus. Rows of people. That means about five times more carbon dioxide in the masjid.

This puts pressure on your brain cells and because of this, people get tired and leave after 8 rakat. and If you ask me, both is fine. 20 or eight was fine. If we just fix the ventilation, the fasting will be easier. And Ramadan will be 10 to 20% more enjoyable. Let us share this message with the local administration and fix this and walhamdulillah

This is not a problem in the Arab world where the masajid are very well equipped and very well ventilated. And the reason the imam keeps forgetting so much is because he’s sitting in the front with the most carbon dioxide and his brain cells have to work double time to remember the.

Western Vloggers Love Pakistan:

So why are so many western vloggers coming to Pakistan, the country most people think is not very wealthy, eating the food, exploring the malls, sightseeing the mountains and the deserts, and even visiting nobility.

Why do all of these vloggers, western vloggers suddenly have fallen in love with Pakistan? The biggest reason, ladies and gentlemen, is money Pakistan. Its population is 250 million people today, which is the fifth biggest country in the world. And by 2050, Pakistan is expected to become the third largest country by population in the world, which also means the third most important country in the world.

But how does this benefit these vloggers? YouTube views. Pakistan is the third biggest future market of YouTube. See, when you have a big population, you become very important. The prophet pbuh told us. The meaning is have more children. So I will be proud of your numbers on Judgment Day. Pakistanis followed this and Allah blessed us.

You see, if you follow just one hadith, not only it is good for your hereafter, but for this world as well “indeed the messenger of Allah has spoken the truth”