Atheist Girl and the Big Bang Pasta Experiment

Male or female atheists, usually girls love pasta, so let’s call her she. She went to the supermarket and brought all the ingredients and then put the ingredients in front of her. Instead of saying, oh Big Bang, because she’s an atheist, how do I make the pasta? What she did was she ate all the ingredients randomly because guys, listen, Big Bang had zero IQ. Totally dumb. Even dumber than that starfish in Spongebob, okay. That’s how dumb atheism was. So she randomly ate all the ingredients, then stood 10 feet away from the stove, turned the stove on and expected the pasta to cook inside her stomach. She waited and waited and waited until she vomited all the ingredients. And as she was vomiting the ingredients, Big Bang was vomiting with the ingredients out of her body. She said, I have been exorcised off of the Big Bang. I believe there is no god but Allah Azza wa Jalla and Muhammad Sallallahu Alaihi Wasallam, his final messenger. Because Big Bang sucks. Big Bang has zero IQ. It cannot even make pasta. How could it have made me? Very smart atheist girl who became Muslim, guys. You should do that too if you’re a girl, okay.

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